{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}
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Peter Gansevoort was an American politician from New York.
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