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The Kirwin City Hall, at 1st and Main Streets in Kirwin, Kansas, was built in 1916. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 2006.
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Rita Letendre, LL. D. was a Canadian painter, muralist, and printmaker associated with Les Automatistes and the Plasticiens. She was an Officer of the Order of Canada and a recipient of the Governor General's Award.
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