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{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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Peter L. McDowell was an American politician who represented the 4th Barnstable District in the Massachusetts House of Representatives from 1975 to 1979. He was a candidate for Lieutenant Governor of Massachusetts in 1978.
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