{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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